June 30, 2014

Writing Progress Report for June

Photo by Flazingo under Creative Commons
This was another crazy busy month, but I suppose I say that every month.

I came pretty close to hitting my goals for June.  The only one I really didn't make any progress at all on was rewriting my novel synopsis.

As far as other stuff went, here's the breakdown...

I resubmitted five short stories, received three rejections (two form letters, one personal.)  I didn't write any new fiction, but this month was set aside to work on the novel(s), so that's not a failure, it's just something I wanted to mention.

June 28, 2014

Author Interview: Lance Manion

10 Questions with author Lance Manion

How long have you been writing and what got you started?
Like most abysmal things in the 21st Century my writing started innocently enough. Years ago on a now-defunct social media site I began to stray from mundane stories of my life to mundane stories of people who didn't actually exist. As Elliott Gould’s character noted to Jude Law’s in Contagion “ Blogging isn’t writing. It’s graffiti with punctuation." so technically I began writing after my second book.

What is the best piece of advice you have for new writers?
The best advice I have is not to take advice from writer's you've never heard of ... like myself. Nobody learns anything except the hard way so just go into it knowing you're probably doing it wrong. You'll look back fondly on all your mistakes.

June 27, 2014

Five Links Friday 6/27/14

Five Links!

1. The Write Life has a column looking at 6 things I do...I mean 6 Embarrassing Grammar Mistakes You Simply Don’t Want to Make.

2. This one isn't specifically writing-related, but worth reading: 6 Common Mistakes in Logo Design

3. Another 6? What's with the Satanism today? Anyhow, nobody likes doing revisions. Here is an article one Writer's Digest will help with that: 6 Simple Keys To Revising Your Fiction

4. The QBC guy has a great article looking at What Successful People Don’t Worry About

5. The Passive Voice has an interesting take on the current way editors view stories.  The comments are pretty insightful as well. You and Editors

Have a great weekend.  We'll be back tomorrow with more stuff!


'Germs' online at Theme of Absence

The latest story at Theme of Absence is online now.  Check out 'Germs' by Lance Manion, as we delve into the bizarre for a change of pace.

Click here to read 'Germs' by Lance Manion at Theme of Absence

June 26, 2014

Quickie Book Review: Zero to Breakthrough: The 7-Step, Battle-Tested Method for Accomplishing Goals that Matter

Zero to Breakthrough: The 7-Step, Battle-Tested Method for Accomplishing Goals that Matter by Vernice "Flygirl" Armour

I took a chance with this one after reading the bio blurb of the author. This gal has literally done it all and I figured her story would make a great book on success.

The Good: Well, her heart is in the right place.  She tells some really interesting war stories and tries to be as motivational and inspirational as possible.  Her seven step plan on identifying and accomplishing goals is the heart of the book, but these steps are often vague and glossed over.

June 25, 2014

Take-away from Divergent

As the old saying goes, "read like a writer."  (Note: I have no idea if that is actually an old saying, or if I pulled it out of my you-know-what at the last minute.)  Either way, it is good advice.

I know I've mentioned this in previous posts, but I often listen to audiobooks during my commute to work.  Not only do they help make the hour-long drive more bearable, but I can usually learn something from them.  Most of the time, I'll choose books on money, leadership, or success, but I also try to pick up the occasional fiction as well.

June 22, 2014

Synopsis Blues

I think something like 99 out of 100 writers will tell you that editing is the worst part of writing.

They are wrong.

Yes, editing sucks.  It takes your creativity and stops it in its tracks, killing it like a rabid dog who...eh, I'm not sure I like where that analogy is going, so let's just say it take all the fun out of writing.

June 21, 2014

Author Interview: David Perlmutter

10 Questions with author David Perlmutter

How long have you been writing and what got you started?
I have been writing since 2006, and publishing since 2009. This only covers professional work, since I have been working on and off on an amateur level since childhood. What got me started in it was because I wanted to write the kind of stories other people were not telling, and because I started to feel that this was the only real way I was capable of making a living at anything.

What is the best piece of advice you have for new writers?
Don't give up, and remain committed to presenting a personal vision in your work.

June 20, 2014

New story at Theme of Absence - Cold Comfort

We've got the latest story posted over at my flash fiction site, Theme of Absence.  It's a story taking a look at the lengths cartoons will take to achieve equality.

You've got to check this one out.

Click here to read 'Cold Comfort' by David Perlmutter.


Five Links Friday 6/20/14

I'm back with 5 links to share...

1. I'm sure your weekend is just as busy as mine. Here are 9 Principles to Help You Keep Calm in Chaos.

2. But back to writing, Writer's Digest has a great article describing everything you need to do to build your platform and help find an agent: How to Be a Writer That Literary Agents Want.

3. And here is a look at the other side of querying from All The Write Notes: How Querying Is Like Dating - And How To Deal.

4. And of course, if getting an agent and a publisher really does seem impossible, self-publishing is really becoming a viable option. Check out Self-publishing boom lifts sales by 79% in a year from The UK Guardian.

5. Regardless of your publishing path, make sure your novel is ready. Here are some great tips on Designing Your Novel's Premise from Social Politan.

Enjoy! I'll be back tomorrow with another interview.

June 17, 2014

Quickie Movie Review: Insidious: Chapter 2

Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)

The first Insidious scared the living crap out of me.  It wasn't perfect, but if supernatural horror is your thing and you love getting scared, you won't find a more frightening movie.

So it was with great anticipation that I made some popcorn, dimmed the lights, put on the headphones (can't watch a movie like this with sound on when the kids are sleeping) and prepared to get terrified all over again.

The only problem is that it wasn't really that scary.  Not like the first one, at least.  The scares were mostly the type where there is a loud noise to accompany a scary image to make you jump.  They just weren't always relative to the story this time.

The Good: This is a fun movie.  I could understand people complaining about some of the comedy, but I never felt like it was too forced or killed the mood.  When they needed to be serious they turned off the humor and got serious.  I also like the way they tie some of the final scenes into the first movie.  In some ways it like a Saw movie.

The Bad:  We'll have some spoilers here, so there is your warning.  I had two big problems with the end of the movie.  First, with the cliff-hanger.  I know it's there to set up the next movie and give you a quick scare at the end, but come one.  Why introduce this whole new story in the last two minutes of the movie.  You know what, thought, I think it would have worked to do that as a bonus scene after the closing credits.  That would have actually been pretty cool.

Anyhow, a bigger problem I had with this movie was the "big reveal" at the end.  When it was shown that (again, here is the spoiler!) Parker was a killer because his mom made him dress and act and grow up "as a girl" I just shook my head.  This was the exact same "big reveal" from The House at the End of the Street.  James Wan and Leigh Whannell really could have done better than using the same plot from a movie that came out just one year earlier.

Closing:  Watch it.  It's not the masterpiece that the first one was, but it's not terrible by any means.  If you're a fan of supernatural horror or enjoy the Saw style of storytelling, this is the 2013 movie for you.  But make sure you watch the first one first, or a lot of what you see here won't make any sense.


June 14, 2014

Author Interview: Jon Wesick

10 Questions with author Jon Wesick

How long have you been writing and what got you started?
I started writing seriously around 1997 or 1998. I was suffering from carpal tunnel like injuries and needed an emotional outlet.

What is the best piece of advice you have for new writers?
You have a pen and piece of paper. You don’t need anybody’s permission.

What is the worst piece of advice you have for new writers? 
Anything “they” always say. Everybody has a different process. Use what works for you.

What is your favorite type of fiction and who are your favorite authors?
My favorite fiction is writing where the author steers clear of what’s been done before. Favorite authors include Richard Yates, Aimee Bender, Kelly Link, Raymond Carver, Jim Shepard, and many others.

What tips do you have for finding time to write?
Write whenever you can.

Do you prefer to outline a story in advance or write on the fly? Why?
I wish I could outline a story in advance but I can’t. I have to walk through it to find out what will happen. I usually start with a situation and then have to work step by step to turn it into a story.

How do you deal with rejections?
Statistically. Magazines accept something like 5% of the stories submitted. With those odds you have to submit many times to get your story accepted. Also my records indicate that the stories I think are best get rejected more. The only thing to do is simply keep sending the stories out. However, after lots and lots of rejections (I calculate 60) then you may need to seriously rework your story.

What are your writing goals for the next twelve months?
My short-term goal is to finish up a major writing project I’m working on. I don’t generally describe what I’m working on until I’m done.

For the next five years?
I’d like to get books of my writing published by real publishers. Big surprise!

Is there anything you'd like to plug? Feel free to share a link.
The Speed of Regret by Ganesha Lightwave (pen name) http://www.amazon.com/The-Speed-Regret-Ganesha-Lightwave/dp/1593304153

You can read Jon's short story "Unknowable" at Theme of Absence: An Online Magazine of Speculative Flash Fiction.

June 13, 2014

Five Links Friday 6/13/14

Happy Friday the 13th!  Here are five links for the weekend.

1. Here is a post from name Alexis Grant at TheWriteLife looking at 4 Mistakes Even the Best Writers Make on Twitter

2.  Here is another inspirational post from Bruce Van Horn's site:  LifeThought: Not all of your thoughts are true!

3. Author Rachel Thompson asks Is Polite Discourse Online a Contradiction in Terms? and takes a good look at how people "discuss" important topics online.  The irony of this appearing on the Huffington Post goes unmentioned.  I'm just sayin'.

4. Here is an interview with YA author, Kelly Loy Gilbert, at Writer, Writer, Pants on Fire, which is possibly the best name for a website ever.

5. And finally, for you old school DC Vertigo fans, author Brian Keene looks at his Animal Man (stealth) Doom Patrol Relaunch That Never Happened

Have a great weekend and if you haven't yet, go check out the first story at our new online magazine, Theme of Absence, which posted today.

Theme of Absence Launches Today

I'm excited to announce that we're going live with my new online flash fiction magazine, Theme of Absence, today.

I haven't tried anything quite like this before, so it will be fun to see how it develops over time.  I'll have a new story posted every Friday and will also post occasional interviews and guest posts from the accepted authors over here on the blog.

Our first story is a great sci-fi piece exploring what happens when we take physics to the limit.  Check it out and thanks for the support!

Click here to read "Unknowable" by Jon Wesick at Theme of Absence.

June 10, 2014

The Great Comic Caper Part 2

I hate comic books.

No, that's not entirely true.  It's not so much comic books themselves that I hate.  There are plenty that I really enjoyed over the years.  Preacher, Swamp Thing, Hellblazer, and Spawn were all a lot of fun.  Sandman was better than a lot of books I've read.

The problem is all the baggage owning them entails.  You can't just stick 'em in a box and forget about them.  You have to store them in individual bags with cardboard.  And you have to keep them standing upright in giant white boxes.  In my case, 10 giant white boxes.  Each box weight around 75 pounds, but it might as well be 375 pounds.  That's how is feels after carrying a couple of them up and down the stairs.

I really don't mean to gripe, but sometimes you just have to.  Since I had separated out all of the completed sets into smaller boxes, my 10 giant stackable white boxes have become over 20 non-stackable smaller boxes, which are now scattered all over the basement.  They're a little more exposed now too, most likely a prime target for the cats to chew on / puke on / pee on or do any other number of things that cats do.

Well, there's not too much I can do about it other than get them sold.  I'll list the full sets and single issues on a variety of places, including craigslist, ebay, and a couple of sites that buy comics.  We'll see how it goes.

I don't necessarily regret buying them, but if given the change to go back and do it all over again, I definitely wouldn't.  (Or is that the definition of regret?)  Either way, that's the test Dave Ramsey gives people when it comes to selling something.  If you could buy it today, would you?  The answer is "no" so that means the comics need to go.

I would still pick up the graphic novels to Sandman and Preacher though.  And maybe some of the Alan Moore Swamp Thing and Garth Ennis's run of Hellblazer.  That's still great stuff. 

I'll start listing stuff this weekend and post a happy-braggy post after they are all gone.


June 8, 2014

My fun and upcoming project

We went out of town today to visit my parents.  I always have a great time going back home and my two-year-old (good lord, he's almost three) absolutely loves playing with my Dad.

The one drawback to going out of town, however, is that when we get home he's usually so worn out and tired that he starts acting like, well, a two-year-old.  We rarely have temper tantrums in the Bougger household, but when the boy is that tired, all bets are off.

After finally getting our screaming little guy to bed, I found some time to type for a bit.

But I have to say this: I'm spent.

It got me thinking.  It's like "Damn.  We're busy."  When you work full time, have two young kids, write 2-3 hours a day, and try to hit the gym when you can, time is scare.  My wife might have summers off, but she's also got two or three side gigs keeping her busy.  It seems like there is never a moment to just sit down and breathe for a minute.

Still I wouldn't trade it in for anything.  I'm just saying that I'd be crazy to consider taking on anything new, right?

Wrong.

I've been toying with the idea of starting up an online flash fiction site for a long time and am finally pulling the trigger this month.  I've already mentioned here in previous posts, but just in case you missed it, we're launching Theme of Absence, an online magazine of speculative flash fiction, this Friday, June 13.

The current plan is to post one original piece every Friday.  The debut story is an awesome piece of sci-fi written by author Jon Wesick.  To help promote the authors involved in the site, I'll also be starting a new feature here, where I'll be posting 10-question interviews with the authors accepted to Theme of Absence to coincide with the publication of their stories.

Anyhow, it's going to be a great summer.  I plan to put my heart and soul into this project and don't plan to half-ass anything about it.

I'm fairly confident that the plan I have to balance the work between my two websites and my own fiction will work out. It will be hard, but whoever said getting to where you want to be would be easy?

So in the meantime, click on over to http://www.themeofabsence.com and give it a preliminary look.  If you're a writer and got some unpublished flash fiction, check out the submission guidelines and consider sending something in.  And if you haven't tried writing fiction before, now is the time.  Part of the reason I started Theme of Absence is to help give new writers a chance to get published or at least to encourage them to try.

And that's it.  Check back tomorrow and have a great week.


June 7, 2014

How to sell your comic book collection in 24 hours (well, maybe 1% of it)

So here's what I did.  With a neighborhood garage sale underway over the weekend, I decided at the last minute to put my comics out there.  I put in for a vacation day Friday, my wife put together an awesome craiglist add and some great signs, and then I stayed up until the ungodly hour of 1:30 (Hey, for me that's late) taking inventory and getting everything priced out.

I made the terrible mistake of buying the overwhelming majority of my comics in the 1990s.  And none of them were superhero books, either, so I'm already at the big disadvantage of missing out on the "spontaneous purchase for the whiny kid" market.

Here is one conversation I know I would not be hearing over the weekend:   

"Whaaa, Daddy, buy me that issue of Verotika!"
"Okay, son, hope you enjoy that space-mutant-bondage story as much as I did."

Well, before I get put on any lists, I'll get back to the sales prep.  I've got ten long boxes full.  To the laymen out there, that translates to "A whole hell of a lot of comics".  Most are complete sets of DC Vertigo stuff, which is generally considered to be for "mature readers."  Some are big sets, like Swamp Thing or Hellblazer, and some are expensive sets, like Preacher.

I didn't want to split up any of the complete sets I have, so I pulled them out and put each set in a separate box.  It looked really neat:

This is about half of them...

It looked better on Friday when I had them on a couple of tables outside under a tent, but we took this picture after we had to set them up inside on Saturday to avoid the rain.  Sadly, we couldn't avoid the snakes the like hanging around outside the garage, but that's a story for another lifetime, preferably in Ireland.

So I put all the sets together at just under "ebay sold" prices, and then put everything else in two-for-a-dollar boxes.

Here's where I went wrong, at least from a garage sale point of view.  People don't show up at a garage sale planning to drop a couple hundred bucks on a complete set of Swamp Thing.  They go to garage sales to browse for a bargain.  Most of the comic collectors who came said that the prices were good--most books ended up listed at less than a dollar--but if you have the first 135 issues of Spawn, for example, in a box for $100, it's just too much for a garage sale.

Over half of the stuff I did sell came from the 2-for-a-dollar boxes.  I think I would have made a lot more money by splitting up most of the sets and putting everything out there in dollar boxes.

But that's okay.  My motive here wasn't necessarily to sell the collection, but to learn.  I have no idea what the best way to sell 1990s mature label comics is, so this was one way that didn't work out so well.  I did have interest in some of the larger sets ("Good price, but I can't afford it", "I don't want to buy it, but don't break it up, and don't cut the price") so we'll see how it goes if/when I try selling stuff online.

In the end, it was kind of fun hanging out in the garage, talking comics with people, and meeting a lot of neighbors that I hadn't met before.  I don't know if I'd do it again, but if I do I'll definitely have to do it a different way.


June 6, 2014

Five Links Friday 6/6/14

No blog post yesterday as I decided at the very last possible minute to join in the neighborhood garage sales and try to sell my comic book collection.  It took all night to get everything ready and I only got three hours of sleep. 

On the bright side, I got to spend the entire day developing third-degree sunburn.  I'll share all the details tomorrow.

For now, however, let's just do a quick Five Links Friday and then hit the sack.

1.  The No Procrastination Challenge.  Here's an article from Zen Habits giving some tips on how to deal with what I consider by biggest flaw: Procrastination.

2. Here are the Top 20 Excuses Programmers Use When Their Software Fails.  I'm not picking on programmers.  Most of these can apply to us sysadmins as well.

3.  Here's a pretty cool article on CNN looking at A brief history of young adult literature

4. Need to create a villain?  Let ReadToWriteStories.com show you how.

5. Wow, I just discovered the greatest site in the world: Daily Writing Tips.  Tons of good info there for new writers.

That is all.  I'm totally beat, so off to be I go.  Check back tomorrow for all the juicy gossip about the comic book garage sale.


June 4, 2014

Don't chase away half of your audience with your politics

Okay, you know that guy.  He might have been a old buddy from high school, or maybe it's somebody you sort of know from work, but don't really hang out with.  Either way, when he sent you that facebook friend request, you didn't think twice about accepting it.

It started off well, just like most online relationships do.  You laugh at his memes, you go "awe" at the pictures of his kids and cats, you nod your head when he complains about traffic and the weather.

But then it happens.  Something in the news pisses him off.  Suddenly your facebook wall is full of nothing but rants from him.  "How could John Boehner be such an idiot?" or "Why hasn't Obama been impeached?" or whatever.

You might agree, or you might disagree, but either way, you don't really care.  You click "unfollow" and decide you'll check back in a few weeks to see if he's gone back to posting pictures of his food like everyone else in the world.

It might take longer than a few weeks, but eventually you do go back and check him out, just to see if his cute cats and funny memes have returned.  Nope.  Still politics.  Nothing but politics.  And some weird shit about Beyonce and the Illuminati.  Anyhow, you still don't care; they guy is still off the deep end, so you just cut the cord and click "unfriend" and that's the end of it.

So what does that have to do with writing?

Well, you tell me.

Here you are, a guy trying to get a start writing fiction.  You've got a couple of somewhat respectable publications out there and have build a tiny, yet loyal following.  You've got a blog with decent traffic and a couple of thousand followers on twitter.

And then it happens.  Just like your facebook friend earlier in this post, something in the news sets you off.  And you just have to blog about it.  Some current event that really doesn't affect you at all--regardless of how much your favorite media outlet tells you it does--makes you so angry, that everyone around you, both in the real world and online, must share in your anger.

You pace around.  You write an angry, yet heartfelt piece about it, and then share it with the world.  You feel great.  Your mission in life is complete.  You go to bed, happy to have done your part to complain about that horrible piece of news that will ruin the world.

Oh, and you also pissed off half of your audience.

"What?" you ask with disbelief.  "My audience doesn't share my exact political views?  For shame."

It's true.  In fact, I'd go so far as to say a political rant from a new writer can turn off 2/3 of the audience.  One-third will agree, one-third will disagree, and one-third won't care.  They only what pictures of your food and cats (or in this case, your writing.)

Now, I'm not saying "don't write politics."  What I am saying is "don't piss off your audience."

If you're going to write fiction AND political commentary, I think it's a risky thing to do.  I'd say you're better off just picking whichever one is more important and making that one the focus of your writing, but if you want to do both, make sure you do it the right way.

If writing fiction is most important, make sure your online presence focuses solely on fiction.  Establish yourself as a fiction writer.  You can do some politics stuff on the side, but make sure it's not done in a way that will look like you're forcing it on your audience.  Find another appropriate venue for it, like a politics blog.  Then your guest posts / columns there can have your bio and links to your fiction stuff.

Likewise, if you want to primarily write political commentary, make that the focus of your writing.  You can still do fiction on the side.  Maybe even make it agenda-driven fiction.  If you've got a decent sized readership of you political stuff, than you're fiction will have a potential built-in audience.  But if politics is your game, always keep it at the front line of your goals.

I suppose I come off as a little preachy here, but it's the truth as I see it.  If your purpose in writing fiction is to entertain and you get too political, you will lose fans.  Look at all the "controversy" surrounding Orson Scott Card.  Do you think he would have had a shot making it in this day and age if he wasn't already so established and successful?  I think not.


June 1, 2014

Writing goals for June

Okay, it's a new month and there's never a better time to sit down and reevaluate your goals than on the first day of something, and a month qualifies as a "something," so we're good to go. 

I've been alternating between short stories and novels every month this year, and June is another "novel" month, so after I complete goal # 1 below, I'll dive straight into the novel stuff.

1. Clean up the draft of the story I just finished and submit it somewhere.  This is a really easy goal to reach and I should get it done this week, if not this afternoon.

2. Novel time...I have a finished and mostly polished version of the novel that I've been using for query letters, but am still working another "final" revision that is about a third of the way through.  This month, I'll finish that so I can move on to novel # 2.

3. I don't have synopsis that I'm happy with yet, so after the final version is complete, I plan to write a couple of synopsizes at various sizes (1-page, 2-page, 3-page, and 5-page) so that I can start querying agents who ask for one upfront.

4. I'm also toying with the idea of writing a non-fiction ebook, and plan to spend at least an afternoon or two outlining that.  More details to come.

There are also the regular writing things to do that don't qualify as monthly writing goals, but I'll mention them just for fun here: 

a) Send off a new agent query every week.
b) Review and resubmit any short story rejections that come in.
c) Post a daily blog entry.

Finally, I'd like to mention that my speculative flash fiction site opens this month at Theme of Absence.  We'll post new stories every Friday, with the first opening up on Friday the 13th.  Give it a look and feel free to send in any unpublished flash fiction you've got lying around.

Have a great month!